You don’t mess with Texas. That has nothing to do with this scene, but I wouldn’t mess with Tex either. He’s got his shit-kickers on and he’s ready for no good. He’s a carpenter by day and a stripper by night, which is a great combination for someone about to jack off for you. It means they’re good with their hands and have some great moves to show off. But don’t take our word for it, watch the movie…
